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A.C.C. Blue-Gin.Net e-Portal - Dentysta


Dentysta
Data: 23-09-2013 o godz. 12:09:19
Temat: Humor i Satyra


Do kliniki dentystycznej przychodzi Niemiec, wchodzi do gabinetu jednego ze stomatologów i pyta:
- Ile kosztuje wyrwanie zęba bez znieczulenia?
- 30 euro.
- A ile ze znieczuleniem?
- 50 euro.


- Poproszę w takim razie ze znieczuleniem.
Dentysta aplikuje Niemcowi znieczulenie i prosi, by ten poczekał przed gabinetem 10 minut, aż znieczulenie zacznie działać. Ponieważ mija pół godziny, a pacjent się nie pojawia, wyrwiząb wychodzi zdziwiony przed gabinet i spotyka tam swojego kolegę, dentystę z gabinetu obok, który mu opowiada:
- Wyobraź sobie, miałem przed chwilą pacjenta. Ależ to był twardziel! Uparł się, że chce rwać zęba bez znieczulenia, a kiedy mu go rwałem, nawet się nie skrzywił!





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